Record Uptime?

This ought to be an April Fool's Joke, but isn't:

% uptime
4:37pm up 36894 day(s), 3:59, 0 users, load average: 1.02, 1.02, 1.02

Beat that!

(This is on my dual Opteron running Solaris 10, and apparently is a manifestation of bug 6247281.)